he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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