awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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