i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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