I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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