he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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