i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
why does every cop we meet know your name?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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