Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
