Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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