She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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