Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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