He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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