You can't special order awesome
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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