I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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