Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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