Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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