yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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