Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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