It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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