I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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