i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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