Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
