Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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