Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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