Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i jhust puked up my retainher.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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