wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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