You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
This is classic penis vs brain.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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