this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
