This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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