hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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