Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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