sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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