VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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