who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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