relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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