I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm really busy with my period
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