at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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