you win again, gameday.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
