so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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