I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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