can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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