Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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