no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
