id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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