you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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