you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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