I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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