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he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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