maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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