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3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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