My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
operation have a gay friend backfired
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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